The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why Jesus failed at English?

He said A-Men

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One can be enough, provided that the light bulb agrees to change

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the light bulb really has to want to change.

Sex was going great.....

.....until the drugs wore off and she looked like a man. (Or something better)

A guy walks into a bar…

Falls down screaming, “THIS ISN’T THE JOKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN!!!”

What starts with B and is full of B?

A beehive!

He asked me "oral or anal?"

I said "oral," so he sticks it in my mouth. After he was done taking my temperature, we moved on to blood pressure.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.

Guy told me to "get a life" today.

So I took his.

I have an online gf

If for any reason I were to die, could someone please tell my wifi lover

Ngl, i will break the time space continuum...

welp, i lied

a benzo addict walked into the dentistry office

The dentist said “you’re grinding even in your sleep”