The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I see Coolio has died

Coolio of course performed the intro the Kenan and Kel, and now has died AWWWWW there it went

Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip were cousins

I’m sure the sex was very family friendly

Today I saw two fetuses making out

Ugh, get a womb.

Why is Cristiano Ronaldo’s favorite fruit orange?

Because it has vitamin SUIIIIIII

Darling Do I please you in bed?

Wife: Darling Do I please you in bed? Hubby: Yes, I love the trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Hubby: The one where you shut the f*ck and go to sleep.

What did the judge say to the constipated lawyer?

Motion denied.

If a mother chicken is called a hen, what is a father chicken called?

Henry

How much did the pirate sell his corn for?

A buc-an-ear (buccaneer)

What do you call it when you wake up with 9 bruises and stub your toe in the late morning?

Tenth-hurty

I took her to my penthouse

then I freaked it

My printer is playing music

I think the papers are jamming again

How do you pick up Jewish girls?

You roll up their sleeves

How do you spell "buster"?

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