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Why did the Mafia hire a magician?
They heard he was an expert in making people disappear.
My mother told me my brother was in France to get Hormone Replacement Therapy.
That was how I found out she was abroad.
After playing racquetball at the gym, two guys hit the shower and were getting changed...
and the first guy was putting on a bra. The second guy looked surprised and asked "How long have you been wearing a bra?" The first guy answers "Ever since my wife found it under the bed".
My last name is Baker, because my Grandad was a Baker
My last name is Mason because my grandad was a Mason My last name is Dickinson
No one knows the first and middle name of the famous poet T.S. Eliot.
It’s Top Secret.
I always like to end my letter to Santa with a Ps.
Sadly it’s been so many years and I still haven’t received one.
You know what happens to those who ignore the past?
They usually fail their history exam.