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Why did the Mafia hire a magician?

They heard he was an expert in making people disappear.

What is the best advice for new software developers?

Google it.

One thing i really love about Dead Baby jokes

They never get old

My mother told me my brother was in France to get Hormone Replacement Therapy.

That was how I found out she was abroad.

After playing racquetball at the gym, two guys hit the shower and were getting changed...

and the first guy was putting on a bra. The second guy looked surprised and asked "How long have you been wearing a bra?" The first guy answers "Ever since my wife found it under the bed".

How does a Nazi get to work?

They heil a cab.

My last name is Baker, because my Grandad was a Baker

My last name is Mason because my grandad was a Mason My last name is Dickinson

No one knows the first and middle name of the famous poet T.S. Eliot.

It’s Top Secret.

Why was shakespear a terrible javelin thrower?

Its in the name

What can you tell if your cat is Mormon?

A Mormon cat has nine wives…

What do vampires use as chewing gum?

Tampons

I always like to end my letter to Santa with a Ps.

Sadly it’s been so many years and I still haven’t received one.

You know what happens to those who ignore the past?

They usually fail their history exam.

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