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Your mum jokes are so overused

Just like your mum

What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?

A Pharaoh Roche.

As companies continue to cut ties with Kanye West...

Compass maker INMARK has also decided to drop West from their product line, leaving users lost and confused.

I really admire people who keep going despite being in a lot of debt

They really deserve a lot of credit

What’s the difference between Rapunzel and U.S. politicians?

While Rapunzel let’s her hair down, U.S. politicians let everyone else down

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s they only way they’ll ever get love.

What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold! (Shamelessly reposting my all time top joke on my cake day)

Southern France is Nice

But Gibraltar totally rocks!

What do you call the King of the Rednecks?

Johannes

Why did king Nebuchadnezzar build a giant gold idol?

Because he was a Nebu-gigachad-nezzar who wanted to show off his wealth and power.

Rumor has it Pep Love wants to direct old school films, using old school tech…

He did sing that he is a Reel street artist.

What do vampires eat as snack crackers?

Scabs.

hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looked like your face got smashed in.

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