The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

My doctor told me that sex is bad for one.

But for two or more? Fantastic!

I am going to hire Eminem to wrap my Christmas gifts this year

I heard that he is a very good rapper.

I was so confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.

Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They blessed the rains down in Africa.

How many Jews are at a Catholic school?

**Just one.**

What comes after death?

Jeffrey Dahmer

My drug test came negative yesterday.

My dealer, sure, has some explaining to do.

Voting is a lot like driving

To go backwards, choose “R”. To go forward, choose “D”.

Yo mama is fat

When she fell from her bed she caused an earthquake.

What do a pregnant woman and a burnt cake have in common?

Pulled out too late.

How does a Gen Z-er tell a joke?

Idk bc fml lmao

What’s the difference between the 2022 World Series Game 4 and my dad?

Game 4 was a no hitter.

Did you know Henry VIII was the first Jedi?

He was a master of divorce.

Two old men were sitting on a porch watching the sunset.

“Sure is a pretty sight,” says the first. “Yep, and absolutely free so everyone can enjoy it,” says the second. They both pause, then look at each other, and say “Well that won’t do at all - we’ve got to find a way to take this from the youngsters too!”