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Yo mama so fat, they did a story on how fat she was on the channel 3 news
I switched to channel 7 and you could still see her ass in the corner of the screen
Every year I get my daughter a bouncy castle for her birthday party.
This year I notices that the prices had almost doubled from this time last year. I asked the guy behind the counter why they cost so much. He told me “that’s just the price of inflation unfortunately”
I like women the same way I like my coffee
Freshly delivered from a third world country.
Why did Neo close his twitter account after Elon’s take over?
He was not the one to buy the blue tick.
the US navy intercepted russian intelligence on cats
It described training tactics on how to use cats to pilot miniature sub marines. Thus the US started training dogs to counter such a tactic. These dogs were called sub woofers.
Two blondes are walking through a forest
and come upon some tracks. First Blonde: "Those are deer tracks" Second Blonde: "No, those are rabbit tracks" They kept arguing until the train hit them.
What do pumpkins, watermelons, and cantaloupes in the path of a steamroller have in common?
They all end up as squash. Ba dum tiss.
Latest scores from the Qatar World Cup
* Bangladesh 2,500 * India 1,200 * Sri Lanka 1,150 * Nepal 800 * Pakistan 650 * Qatar 0
Halloween. A kid comes to the door with a sign”I love ceilings”
What are you? A Ceiling Fan. Gave him all the candy.
Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip