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My mother was never sentimental

but sometimes when she smoked she had the scent of menthol.

After almost choking on my meds this morning, I truly came to terms with death...

It was a tough pill to swallow.

What can happen if you have sex with shellfish?

You get clamydia

What is the most overplayed chord in a Christian band?

Gsus

Best name for a serial-murderer rabbit

Ted Bunny

Richard D Longun

Sam Longun was a proud new dad and had the perfect name picked for his son… “Richard D Longun” The doctor, appreciating the play on words, said “That’s a BIG name to live up to. He takes after his dad right, haha?” The nurse looked at the new mom and said “Well Betty Sue, if your boy takes after his dad then from what I remember when Sam and I dated, I assume the D stands for Dunnagotta?”

Elon Musk made a pill to help with erectile dysfunction.

He calls it elongate.

What will u call your friend who just ruined your murder plan?

What will u call your friend who just ruined your murder plan? Murderfucker

All this neopronouns stuff is cool and all...

I just can’t find a guide on how to pronouns them.

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What is Jay Lenos favorite part of the Thanksgiving turkey? The crispy skin

Did you hear about the guy who drank Fanta with a Chopstick?

He said it was Fantastic

I had a joke on abortion

But I decided not to keep it

You see the article about the midget fortune teller that robbed a bank and got away?

Headline read “ there is a small medium at large”

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