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Do you know how many teachers there are in china

That place is practically laoshi with them

A man walks into a bar.

He sucks at limbo.

an Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar.

He rectum.

I told my therapist about my obsession with the number 12.

But she dozen seem to care.

Bugs annoy people in the Pokémon games,

but entertain people in the Space Jam movies.

Did you know I’m the king of laziness

How to paste text? Oops my bad wrong paste

All these TikToks taking shots at Ohio now…

…because Mississippi just got too sad to be funny anymore.

what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly?

A-lo-ha

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb

Three. One to screw it in. One to screw it up. One to screw an intern.

Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?

Finnish hymn.

My mom washed and combed my hair every day when I was a kid. I used to think it was so sweet and now I am horrified by it...

I realized of course that she was grooming me all those years

Why god gave women legs...

He was sick of the mess snails made... :/

i guess the sun is boring

Because everything is way cooler than it

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