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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool; I didn’t want to go,
because I’ve put on like a hundred pounds.
What does President Erdogan have in common with Little Miss Muffet?
They both have Kurds in their whey
A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: “I’ll integrate you! I’ll differentiate you!”
Everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: “Aren’t you scared, I’ll integrate you, I’ll differentiate you!” And the other guy says: “No, I am not scared, I am e^x .”
whats the difference between andrew tate and jordan peterson?
They both empower men and wake people up from the matrix only in different demeanors only to be canceled on social media
Got my seven year old cousin to laugh at this one
What do you call a mailman who’s on fire? Dead
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Most females will not answer FaceTime calls after 9:00pm
Why? because their face has been restored to factory settings.
Cold
A man woke up early and kissed his wife good morning and goodbye. He made a thermos of coffee and a thermos of hot soup as his car warmed up in the driveway. He packed his fishing gear and proceeded to drive out to the lake for some ice fishing. As he drove down the road he realized that his visibility was horrible. It was too dangerous so he turned around and went back home. Quietly he re-entered his house. He crept up the stairs and stripped down to his long johns. He slipped into bed and nestled beside his sleeping wife. Sleepily she said, “I didn’t expect you so soon.” He whispered in her ear, “It’s a frigging blizzard out there. It’s a mess.” His wife whispered back, “Yeah, can you believe my idiot husband is out there fishing right now?”
How many paranoid people does it take to change a lightbulb?
who the hell keeps asking and who wants to know???