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Grandpa comes up to me with a few dollars I forgot in my pocket that were washed with my clothes accidentally.
Me: “Oh my god, thank you so much!” Him: “It’s okay, it’s been laundered”
You’ve heard the classic Hagrid false quote “You’re a lizard, Harry!” Well, now it’s time for:
“I’m gonna become Tokage!” — Naruto Uzumaki
How do you tell an unfunny joke?
Start it with "And God said.." Someone will let you know how funny it was.
I asked the IT guy at the office, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said, “I usually talk to her about my career.”
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food ?
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food A naan sequitur
What did Matthew McConaughey say on his first day on the job as a Judge?
All Rise All Rise All Rise
TIL that Saudi Arabia has over 130 males for every 100 females in the country
It must be awesome to be a woman in Saudi Arabia!
What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?
Lycan sub scribe
What does a female swan tell a male swan while swimming in a lake at 2:00 am in the morning.
Hey listen darling. I am wet.