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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just finished a 31 day March.

Grandpa comes up to me with a few dollars I forgot in my pocket that were washed with my clothes accidentally.

Me: “Oh my god, thank you so much!” Him: “It’s okay, it’s been laundered”

You’ve heard the classic Hagrid false quote “You’re a lizard, Harry!” Well, now it’s time for:

“I’m gonna become Tokage!” — Naruto Uzumaki

How do you tell an unfunny joke?

Start it with "And God said.." Someone will let you know how funny it was.

I asked the IT guy at the office, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said, “I usually talk to her about my career.”

What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food ?

What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food A naan sequitur

What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara?

Dairy Queen

Chuck Norris saw a meteor shower coming

So he grabbed a bar of soap

What did Matthew McConaughey say on his first day on the job as a Judge?

All Rise All Rise All Rise

TIL that Saudi Arabia has over 130 males for every 100 females in the country

It must be awesome to be a woman in Saudi Arabia!

There’s 5 seasons that exists

Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring, and Tax Season

What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?

Lycan sub scribe

What does a female swan tell a male swan while swimming in a lake at 2:00 am in the morning.

Hey listen darling. I am wet.

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