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Relationships are like algebra...

Ever look at your X and wonder Y?

What happens when you grill the chicken for 2 hours?

It will tell us why it crossed the road.

I heard China may start supporting LGBTQ+ rights...

even their president prefers to be referred to as (He/Xi)!

Why did the chicken join a band?

He wanted to drum up some business

What do you call a dinosaur threesome?

A trias

When Trump goes to prison

As in, federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. It’s an office space joke. I wrote this somewhere else and was so proud of it I had to post it. TRUMP IN PRISON I can see Trump in his prison cell, with a prison inmate calendar on his wall with a big photo of Nasty Nate. He takes a pen and scratches out Nasty Nate’s face, then his groin. He says, “naughty! Naughty… jungle… love. 666, the mark of the beast!” Then later, Trump is showering with the other inmates. He drops his soap and it hits the floor in slow motion. He slumps. He walks over, and bends down to pick up the bar of soap when, out of nowhere, Nasty Nate is behind Trump. He says, “your sweet ass is mine, bitch!” Suddenly Parrot Paul appears, joining the naked men in the center of the shower area. He has his hands up in a martial arts pose. “Come on Nasty Nate, I’ll kill you… he is MY BITCH.” Trump retorts, “yeah, I’m HIS BITCH, hah!” Nasty Nate and Parrot Paul square off in mortal combat, in the showers. It gets really gay after that and I forget the whole story and original names but you probably get the overall point. Now someone do Desantis.

My ______was upside down. It stared looked at me and ____ed. I decided to try and ______ it and it worked. It was upright.

Fill in the blanks.

Did you hear the joke about Bolivia´s beaches?

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if chuck norris owned and operator an oyster bar...

it would be called shuck norris

What do you call a priest who lost his c**k?

No longer a threat to society

Back in the day Oklahoma use to have a slogan “Oklahoma is OK!”, you know why it was just OK?

Because they couldn’t spell mediocre.

Yo momma so stupid

When the UK were doing Clap for NHS she thought it was because the gynecologists were out of work

What do you call morning wood that wakes you up?

Alarm Cock

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