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What do a 94-year-old and an Olympic diving pool have in common?
They both have Depends. (Deep ends. Credit to my ridiculous partner.)
Two astronauts went to the moon
When they crawled out of their spaceship, it was a sight to behold. In the distance, there was a teepee and a Native American sitting near a fire. They approached the native and one of them said, “Hello! We’re from planet Earth!” The native, with a scared look, says, “Oh god, not again.”
I think my friend is lying when he claimed he reached the top of Mount Everest last year.
I’m not sure if…he made it up.
France sets new land speed record
A truly great outcome for the engineers and the driver of the vehicle they named, "S" Car Go.
What do you call a stoned poem that attempts to overthrow the government?
A high coup
Non-duality humour
Why do Buddhists only store their books in drawers? Because they believe the shelf is an illusion.
What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room?
3 trans and 997 non-trans.
The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."