The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I was a janitor at a crematorium.

Vacuuming was a soul sucking task there.

It took Netflix many episodes and millions of dollars to prove that "love is blind".

It took the porn industry only a couple of minutes of grainy video and a well positioned hole in the wall to do the same.

What did the voyager 2 satellite say to Neptune after it passed Saturn?

I see Uranus!

Why did hitler hid in his bunker?

He did “nazi” the allies coming

Bear buys a new motorbike

And he wants to show it off to his friend rabbit. They get on and slowly go up a big hill. Then on the way down they go 80, 90, 100, 110, 120 km/h! The bear then asks the rabbit: ”Are you scared?” “Nope”, says the rabbit, so they finish the ride and get off the bike. “May I try driving now?”, asks the rabbit. “Sure, why not”. So they slowly go up the hill again, this time with the rabbit driving. And then they go down 80, 90, 100, 110, 120km/h! and the rabbit asks the bear: “Are you scared?” “Nope!” “Well you should be, cause I can’t reach the brakes.”

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Someone put a business inside a bomb?!?!?!

Except it was a great idea - Business was booming

How fast does a woman go while having sex?

68 . . . Once she hits 69 she blows a rod

Did you hear about the robot womanizer?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did the blonde start looking for a new job?

Her boss texted they would be closed for good friday.

Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery.

What do you get when you cross a mailman with a bottle of Scotch and an open window?

Air Mail.

I was listening to a joke about tinnitus but I could hear the punchline coming from a mile away.

Then I realized it was all in my head.