The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I just got fired for arranging vegetables in sexually suggestive poses.

Apparently, that’s not suitable behaviour for a special needs teacher.

Hey do you guys want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, but I’m still working on it. Expect delays

I was playing hide and seek at the hospital...

I kept ending up in ICU.

Why shouldn’t women date Nazi men?

Because you might think he’s Mr. Reich, but he just wants to get in your panzer.

How did the prime number react when it found out it wasn’t a 2?

“I can’t even”

The nice thing about Alzheimer’s is…

You meet new people every day!

I decided to go golfing today and hit a few Birdies and Eagles

It was okay until security arrested me for animal abuse…

Ford is coming out with a new truck for those who don’t give a damn about anything or anyone

It’s the new F-U50

Two guys are hunting in the forest.

One of them has a heart attack and falls down. The other calls 911 and the dispatcher asks to confirm that the first guy is dead, so the second guy shoots the first and says “Yep he’s definitely dead”

Which Marvel hero would be the best nemesis of The Riddler?

The Pun-isher.

Why do India and China have so many people?

Because of all the Him-a-lay-as

Why did the prostitute retire?

She was tired of getting a little behind in her work

When I was young, I was poor.

After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.