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Does it get easier?
A young priest, fresh out of the seminary, just moved into the rectory for his first church assignment. He was partnered up with a much older, wiser priest. One evening, while watching television, a beautiful woman appeared on the screen. The younger priest became very uncomfortable and asked the older priest “Does it get easier?” “Does what get easier?” “Ignoring sexual temptation. Impure thoughts and the like” “Oh, that, sure it does get easier over time. I haven’t struggled with that in decades” Just then the doorbell rang, and the young priest answered the door. A Cub Scout was stopping by to sell magazine subscriptions” As the old man stood to greet the boy , a look of horror came across his face. He looked at the younger priest and said, firmly, “I take it back, it does not get easier!”
Carrie Fisher had cocaine, other drugs in her system when she died.
But no midichlorians whatsoever.
Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides.
Finally, some self awareness.
Chinese defense capabilities
Chinese defensive capabilities have a weakness, which is their people. You could call it the chink in their armour.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The bartender says, “What can I get you?” And the rabbit says, “I don’t know. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
Sometimes, when Mother’s Day comes around, I feel bad for all those test tube babies
…who didn’t have a mother. But then I remember they got a womb with a view.
Does liking Elton John make you gay?
Not at all! You might just enjoy a little pianist.