The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What do you call an Australian donkey who always wins?

A mar-super-mule!

What was Hitler allergic to?

*a tsjew*

What do you call it when a couple fight over whether to use a condom?

Trojan War

How long does it take a cop to change a lightbulb?

Dunno, but it better be more than 40 minutes.

I used to have a job assembling tiny pieces of cheese.

It was degrating.

Where do racists, cowards, and child murderers get an education?

The police academy.

Im sick and tired of all the reposts.

Let’s get some new content and jokes in this sub. Even if we have to steal them from someone else.

i heard you can get carbon and irpn half off if you buy them as an alloy

what a steel! Edit: typo in the title... "irpn" is supposed to say iron. whoops

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

Why is safe to have unprotected sex with a Uvalde police officer.

Because they never come inside.

What’s the difference between a Medieval knight and a modern cop?

Only one has the courage and will to face death head on.

What’s the difference between an informal dinner event and a pirate having sex?

One you come as you are, the other you arrrr as you come

For any collectors out there, I saw an ad in the paper for a WWII French Rifle

The ad read “in good condition. Never fired. Dropped once.”