The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Can we all start doing that thing where instead of posting reposts, we just put the joke number?

45314 gets me every time.

Living in a matriarchal society would suck.

Life is no fun without problems.

How did the sperm cross the road

I put on the wrong socks

I think one of us here might be an owl

What

A good lawyer, the Tooth-fairy, Santa Claus, and a homeless man are walking down the street,

They see a 100$ bill, who gets it? The homeless man obviously, the rest are mythical creatures

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.

Smoking bacon will cure it.

She said “I like rough fast sex, make it hurt”

So I came in 2 seconds and hit her in the head with a brick .

So you are becoming a vegetarian?

That is a big missed steak.

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Why are homophobes and racists so Similar?

They think everything is black and white.

Ever since they painted the glory holes for Pride, attendance is way up.

Guys keep coming out of the blue!

Chess is just like feminism

The most important piece is the King, but the most liked piece is the Queen

What do you call a phantom chicken that moves things around the farm?

A Poultrygeist.