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A man donates blood to save his wife.
In a life or death situation a man gives his wife blood to keep her alive. However, a few months later they get divorced. At the divorce hearing the man demands his blood back. After receiving a tampon to the face, he yells angrily, "What the fuck was that?!" To which the wife replies. "That was my first monthly payment"
[NSFW] Honey, i swear i never cheat on you
we just have a threesome in different time and place
How did the two pregnant teenagers get to their abortion clinics overseas?
One Roed. The other Waded.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "what is this, some kinda joke?"
"Proud Boys" should change their name, to avoid being tied to PRIDE events...
... to something like "Reigning Men."
Friends
I went to having hella friends to literally having 1… like deadass 1 friend.
my friend told me I always focus on the least exciting parts while telling a story
I was so surprised by his words I almost took a wrong turn and screwed up our escape from the police
Did you hear that Kanye West recently got legally engaged to the state of Minnesota?
And they are welcoming their first child: Mid West
why do blind people hate skydiving?
(got this from its always sunny in philadelphia: season 14 ep 10) scares the hell out of their dogs
Around christmas time there is this little girl riding her bike
a policeman on a horse stops her and says "you got this from Santa?" ​ yeah ​ he says "Next time tell him to give it with a reflector. Fine $5" fine. Is your horse from santa? ​ he says"Why, yes." ​ next time tell him that asses go at the back and not on top