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What is a crabs favorite food
Probably sam thing from warter
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Why did Brad Pitt marry Angelina Jolie?
Because he suffers from face blindness.
Why was Chicken Little crying to his friend?
Because his wife left him for a bigger cock
Why would you ever want to google yourself?
Search me...
What did the duck say to the phony doctor ?
"Quack!"
What do you call a german who is being an a**hole?
A deutschbag
why do girls have multiple orgasms?
to make up for all the others times i dont give one to her
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I WILL find you...
You have my Word.
What do Putin, Batman and Will Smith have in common?
They all attacked a comedian
A recent long term study finds plants are sentient.
Checkmate, vegans.
I just sports car being driven by a sheep wearing a swimsuit.
I think it was a lamb bikini
I was listening to a YouTube documentary on r/Antiwork while riding my bike.
It broke the chains wtf
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