The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I saw the GTA 6 leak and,,,

GTA 6 leaked gameplay so early in development that it almost looks like a finished ubisoft game

My dad browses Reddit

Society doomed ?? Or saved

*using Ouija board*

"Hello, is there anyone there?" *Y* *O* *U* *U* *U* *U* "Ah, damn it. This is a Soulja board."

Interesting fact: T-Shirt is short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt…

Because of the short arms.

Little known fact, before the crowbar was invented…

Crows simply drank at home

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”

Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”

What do you call it when you sexually tease a women who doesn’t shave?

Beating around the bush.

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?

Dam!

Sperm Count

How does a woman know if her boyfriend has a high sperm count?? She has to chew before she swallows

Hot Weather. Woman on Bikini…..

On Bikini Atoll a woman claims the unusual hot weather in the island is due to global warming.

I ate an entire package of razors today.

They tasted like Schick.

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16?

Apparently, the only difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.