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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...
Now when I talk, I got this weird axe scent.
Election results anticipation is similar to waiting for a result on a group project
Although I know I did my part well, I worry the rest of you messed it up.
Do you know why a group of crows are called a murder?
Did you know that crows are necrophiles?
A three legged dog walks into a bar
He looks around and says “I’m looking for the man who shot my Pa(w).
My Uncle died peacefully in his sleep.
Unlike the other 3 passengers in the car he was driving.
A husband arrives home, and sees two suitcases
His wife walks in the room, and he asks her “What are the suitcases for?” She replies, “I’m leaving you.” He asks “Why?” She responds, “I’ve been talking to people, and they say you’re a pedophile.” The husband says, “Oh my. That’s a mighty big word coming from a twelve year old.”