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What did the rug say to the Christmas tree?

Answer: Your balls are hanging.

Yo mama so fat

Only Chuck Norris can lift her

(OC) Which way did the conservative Jamaican lean?

Rasta far right

How is Korean boxing like baseball?

They always knock out one of the Parks.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

Now when I talk, I got this weird axe scent.

Did you know the middle part of Louisiana is supposed to get snow tonight?

Election results anticipation is similar to waiting for a result on a group project

Although I know I did my part well, I worry the rest of you messed it up.

Do you know why a group of crows are called a murder?

Did you know that crows are necrophiles?

A three legged dog walks into a bar

He looks around and says “I’m looking for the man who shot my Pa(w).

My Uncle died peacefully in his sleep.

Unlike the other 3 passengers in the car he was driving.

A husband arrives home, and sees two suitcases

His wife walks in the room, and he asks her “What are the suitcases for?” She replies, “I’m leaving you.” He asks “Why?” She responds, “I’ve been talking to people, and they say you’re a pedophile.” The husband says, “Oh my. That’s a mighty big word coming from a twelve year old.”

If Alcohol Can Damage Your Short Term Memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do

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