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If somebody is looking to hook up with a girl over 6 foot tall
They really want 2 meter
Putin
What do Putin and Brittney Griners wife have in common... Both Got beat by a woman
A man has been arrested after allegedly plotting to enslave humanity and force everyone to make butter.
The suspect has said he just wanted to watch the world churn.
A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison. “Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
Why does everyone prefer the monorail?
Everybody hated the polyrail, they couldn’t figure out which way to go
Black people are replacing white people’s occupations!
Even neo-nazi’s are being replaced by a black person.
An emoloyee was asked a question by the boss…
“What do you think is the biggest problem in our company? Is it the lack of knowledge or the lack of interest?” To which he replied: “I don’t know and to be honest, I don’t care.”
A Lawyer and an Honest Man
Bill and Phil were taking a stroll through a graveyard when they happened upon a tombstone with the epitaph, "Here lies a Lawyer and an Honest Man" Bill looked at Phil and said, "Times must have been tough back then, they were burying them two deep."
The Tate Brothers are on a flight to Romania
Tristan leans over to take and asks what he is reading. Andrew replies "one about the raw sigma energy that you and I express" Tristan looks at Andrew "maybe you should give that Bucharest"