The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

The internet reacted well to James Corden being cast as John Lennon

People would pay top dollar to watch James Corden get shot.

My friend want a job at Ireland

He want to be Ired

"Searching for Italy" has been ended after two seasons.

I guess Stanley finally found Italy.

Not taking into account all of his horrific magic stuff

The life of Alistier Crowley is essentially Around the World in 80 Gays

In charge of scheduling Yoda was

Do you know why the Star Wars movies were written 4,5,6,1,2,3?

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems. Deez nuts!

Went to see Kurt Cobains house in seattle the other day

Gotta say, it was mind blowing.

What did the female reindeers do when their boyfriends were off of Santa delivering presents on Christmas Eve?

They went to the nearest pub and blew a few bucks.

How does a non binary samurai kill their victims?

They slash them

When a mosquito bites me and gets away I feel like a bank that just got robbed

extra points if someone can figure out how to work "blood bank" into this joke. nobody robs blood banks so...

what do you call an orchestra made up of guys who pay for onlyfans?

A Simphony

how do you tell if your dick can laugh?

Test tickles

Why is flaky such a bad quality in a date, but such a good quality in a crust?

Because you’re a pig Credit W&G