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Chuck Norris went to the doctor for surgery
When the doctor woke up from sedation, Chuck gave him a lolly pop and wished him a good day.
My wife said we can have threesome with anyone I had sex with..
..so we did it with my pillow on her back.
Mosquito came buzzing up and landed on me, said, "I just need a place to rest and maybe a bite to eat."
I said, "I feel you."
Dad took his kids out for lunch and ordered French onion soup.
“Why is it considered “French?”” Asked one of the kids. “Because you eat it with your mouth open.”
I like my sex like I like basketball.
One-on-One with as little dribbling as possible. ~ Leslie Nielson
A guy walks into a bar and asks for fruit punch
The bartender says they have it, but he has to enter the line for the fruit punch. The guy looks around but sees nothing except a window. Outside, he sees two drums and a cymbol fall from a mountain. Ba dum tssss. If you’re curious about the original setup, don’t worry, there was no punch line.