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Apple TV is making a movie about Tetris

but the script took forever to complete everytime they finished a line, it disappeared

Why did choose No Nut November?

And not No Fapruary?

Did you hear about the dyslexic racist?

He hates gingers.

Where does Batman go to relieve himself?

The Bat-room.

my lame uncle was telling a joke, he said "do you know what your little sister told me today?" I said "Uncle, please stop" he said

"that is right pretty boy!"

What do you call a billionaire who commits crimes after sunset?

Felon Dusk.

Was forest gump the anti christ?

How was he so lucky?

What’s the difference between power and stamina?

Power is when you are able to hang a wet towel on your erect penis. Stamina is letting it hang there until it’s dry.

dyslexia isnt something to joke about...

anyhow, a man walks into a bra...

Did you hear about the non-binary phone?

It doesn’t work

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe flop.

I heard the old shepherd wanted to get a new job

He got tired of counting sheep

what is the difference between However Whenever Whatever Whoever and Whyever

A E I O U and Occasionally Y

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