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I’m the next Steve Jobs
I didn’t graduate from college, I’ve done way too much LSD, I wear the same clothes every day, and all I do is have “ideas” and yell at other people until either my ideas are realized or I’m ousted from my own company - which I should add, I still own. I’m the next Steve Jobs.
Jesus died for your sins.
But did He stay dead? At most, He lost a weekend for your sins.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Well, you see, the tomato belongs to a family of plants called Solanaceae, which contains a pigment called lycopene. When the tomato begins to ripen, the chlorophyll in the fruit starts to break down, allowing the lycopene to become more visible. As a result, the tomato appears to turn from a greenish color to a bright red hue, indicating that it is now fully ripe and ready to be eaten. So, to answer your question, the tomato turned red due to a complex biological process involving the breakdown of chlorophyll and the activation of lycopene, which is a natural pigment found in the fruit.
A man walks into a cosmetic store and asks..
Man: How much for that funny spray that makes people smell better? Worker: Perfume? Man: No, per bottle would be nice
Patient: Every time I have a cup of coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye. What shall I do?
Doctor: Just take the spoon out of your cup.
You know how swimmers and runners shave off their body hair so they can run faster and swim deeper?
Yeah, so anyway, I shaved my pubes.