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What do you call a company that works with trans activists for profit?
transactionally
My boss got mad and fired me today for an April Fools joke…
He’s also getting a divorce.
During a recent job interview I was asked how I performed under pressure.
I told them I do OK with Bowie’s lines but I don’t have the vocal range for Freddie’s.
The American presidency is filled with historic firsts…
George Washington was the first president, Barack Obama was the first African-American president, and Donald Trump was the first president to be indicted for paying hush-money.
I cheated on my girlfriend who’s a black belt.
She apologized after I checked out of the hospital.
What did Napoleon and his ex-wife do after getting divorced in Canada?
Bone apart eh
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
A man goes to the hospital about him loosing his eyesight.
After waiting for 30 minutes keeping himself busy he is called in to see the doctor early. After explaining his problem the doctor calmly replies " you need to stop masturbating" the man is shocked and says "will that stop me going blind?" "NO!!! I asked you to stop because it was bothering everyone in the waiting room"
Why are there are so many unsolved murders in Alabama?
Dental records are useless because they have nothing to record. DNA evidence is useless, because everyone has the same DNA.