The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I have a complicated rocky relationship with my cancer doctor

I call him my off-and-oncologist

My mom was very upset with me today....

She said she wished has swallowed me instead.

My neighbor, who makes tennis equipment, makes me want to move out.

He is ALWAYS making racket.

What kind of pottery do pigs like?

Pygg Pots

I recorded all the events the 6 weeks prior to Easter on a spreadsheet

It was Excellent

They told me I’d never celebrate my anniversary on this website.

But to that I say: cake it ’til you make it.

When is a joke a dad joke?

When it is apparent.

I asked my dad, “Why do you keep buying vinyl?”

Dad: Records are….always a sound purchase.

Which US state has the lowest calorie soft drinks?

Minnesota.

In what key do ghosts play the piano?

In the spoo-key.

Why were the students tired while practicing for a lockdown

Because there had already Benadryl

I once made a small boat out of a large bell.

It was a little dingy

If women have gynecologists what do men have?

The bills