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Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet?
Because the others are Not-Cs
Size of matter in descending order.
Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
i had to stop my father the second time he accused me of being obsessed with Madonna
Papa don´t preach, i said
People often say life is full of lessons, I disagree.......
I find it to be full of morons
So I recently bought an electric car, really like it, but I couldn’t help to notice a terrible smell when I get inside.
Until I remembered every time I drive it, I pass gas.
"dad can I go bungee jumping?"
"No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"