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Son: Dad I got my hands on these new shoes
Dad: How many times I have told you, they go on your feet!!
Pink kryptonite turns Superman gay. What does Thor use?
The Bi-frost. My 14 year old just came in and told me this one, said he made it up himself. I was impressed.
My Dad told me that he was a horny teenager 18 years ago
My mom wished me Happy 18th birthday
I tried to take up Motorsport, but had to prove my car could run on meat juices
It was for a Stock Car race.
I asked my boss for a raise.
He picked me up. I sued the company and won a sexual harassment lawsuit. It was a one time bonus.
What do you call it when you have rainbow colored diarrhea in an airplane bathroom?
Flying with passed colors
Math
I refer to my ex as the human math book… because she has so many fucking problems.