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Agatha Christie was famous for writing books

Literary

What do vegetarians say when they meet someone new?

Nice to vegetable you

Gender is like the twin towers.

There used to be two of them, and now it is a sensitive subject.

What is the antonym of patient?

patien’t

My wife filed for divorce because I am a weather reporter.

That was not what I predicted

Doctor told me the bad news: I only have 3 more years if I keep eating donuts and burgers...

But if I switch to healthy food I should have another 25 years. The good news is the donut stand on the corner is guaranteed business for another three years!

What do you call a chinese person on a bike?

Ped-Ling

swimmimg regularly is great for exercise

The trick is to swim like a dolphin - playfully but with a sense of porpoise.

I can’t think of a single good thing to post on my cake day.

I guess I’ll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.

I asked my friend if he ever got caught jerking off in the trunk of a car. He said, "Never!"

"I know!" I said, "they never think to look there."

How does Guy Fieri prefer his women?

. . . With DDDs

Can everyone in this sub please brighten my day up a bit? My parrot died last night.

His last words were "Oh fuck, I think my parrot is dying!"

Free speech was invented in 1985

Because the year before was literally 1984.

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