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Gender is like the twin towers.
There used to be two of them, and now it is a sensitive subject.
My wife filed for divorce because I am a weather reporter.
That was not what I predicted
Doctor told me the bad news: I only have 3 more years if I keep eating donuts and burgers...
But if I switch to healthy food I should have another 25 years. The good news is the donut stand on the corner is guaranteed business for another three years!
swimmimg regularly is great for exercise
The trick is to swim like a dolphin - playfully but with a sense of porpoise.
I can’t think of a single good thing to post on my cake day.
I guess I’ll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.
I asked my friend if he ever got caught jerking off in the trunk of a car. He said, "Never!"
"I know!" I said, "they never think to look there."
Can everyone in this sub please brighten my day up a bit? My parrot died last night.
His last words were "Oh fuck, I think my parrot is dying!"