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Why was the electrical engineer never late?
Because he traveled at the speed of light. Be easy on me, first post to this sub.
A pornstar with a vasectomy has made a lot of videos but
he never made it in a cumshot complication
Q: How do you get Donald Trump to shut up?
A: Ask him about his business practices under oath.
She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt
So I gave it to her twice then slapped her in the face.
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me poor and ugly.
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks
I had to sell my car to pay the bill
What do you get if you cross a doctor and a lawyer?
Someone who can sue you to death, bring you back to life, and sue you some more.