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How do you make a hormone?

Pay her in change

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels!

Why was the electrical engineer never late?

Because he traveled at the speed of light. Be easy on me, first post to this sub.

What’s invisible and red

No tomatoes

A pornstar with a vasectomy has made a lot of videos but

he never made it in a cumshot complication

Q: How do you get Donald Trump to shut up?

A: Ask him about his business practices under oath.

She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt

So I gave it to her twice then slapped her in the face.

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me poor and ugly.

The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks

I had to sell my car to pay the bill

What do you get if you cross a doctor and a lawyer?

Someone who can sue you to death, bring you back to life, and sue you some more.

How does it feel being in prison.

A pain in the ass.

How do porn stars make a living?

Income.

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it

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