The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Where does the penis get his workout outfit?

At Dick’s Sporting Goods.

The trouble with incest is that it

gets you involved with relatives.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape KFC

To whoever stole my Microsoft Office login, I will find you.

You have my word.

Did you hear about the Irish gay couple?

William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam.

How do you know if a joke was written by ChatGPT?

It’s better than this one

What’s grey and not important?

An irrelephant

what do you call a person without a spine?

Dead.

My new book about poltergeists...

is literally flying off the shelves.

How did the Shepard/Lab transition into a boxer?

He died and got cremated. Serious note, my dog just recently "transitioned" after 13 years. R.I.P Jack MeHoff "Dogmeat" LaCroix.

chris rock

what was the chris rock…not even special, just him explaining his jokes through out the years. what was it

What’s the difference between Covid and Southwest Airlines?

One of them is airborne

What do you call a beautiful nymphomaniac ginger head living in a lower-class suburb?

Red hot riding hood.