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What’s worse than sitting on the toilet and realizing there’s no toilet paper?
Walking in on your wife of 25 years with the next door neighbor after you just dropped off your daughter at the airport to go back to school.
If I ever write a on how to become a ventriloquist, I would title it:
Ventriloquism for dummies. Credit to u/Mezz7778
My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for eating chips at work.
“John, you’re a fucking croupier!”
I went to the doctor and they swabbed my throat and sent to the lab but then decided to not do it…
I’m so tired of “cancel culture.”
My 9 year old daughter made up this joke. "Why did the bull get fat?"
Because he ate too many cowleries.
I was arguing with a guy at a bar who said he was a big rock star in the 80’s
I didn’t believe him, but he was Adamant.
A cowboy rode to town on Friday. He stayed three days and then left on Friday. How did he do it?
The horses name was Friday
My girlfriend did a lie detector test.
"According to the results," said the conductor, "your girlfriend has been unfaithful." I paused for a moment, then said, "Just how reliable are these results?" "Extremely," he replied. "She gave me a blowjob in the car park earlier."
What do you call Ted Cruz’s Green Eggs and Ham filibuster if it came from George Santos?
Drag Queen story hour.