The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why is it so hard to introduce a welsh gf to your parents?

Because her name is impossible to pronounce

How do you call your bestest friends?

Prime mates

My Girlfriend Said I Talked To Ghosts

She said I was a medium

Whatever you do, always give 100%,

Unless you are donating blood.

A wise man once said

“Suck my tongue”

Last year, I made a documentary about how whales make splashes.

It was a flop.

What is the holiest city in the United States of America?

Toledo

There’s a new hotel in town that features glory holes but you’d never know from the name.

The Walnut Inn

“Hey, do you care if I punch myself in the face?” “No, not at all…

…knock yourself out.”

How do we know that Jesus was Jewish?

He was told he was the Son of God, by his Mother who had him convinced she was a virgin.

Nebula?

Nah, dem hoes acting nebulous

Why is it so hard to play rugby in Russia?

If you say the put-in isn’t straight, you get arrested.

Why did the chicken lay its egg on the mountain?

It wanted to make an egg-roll.