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My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter…
…Apparently, she makes a killing.
What do you call the waiting area for a Vietnamese restaurant?
The Pho queue.
What’s the difference between Leonardo di Caprio and a calendar
Leo’s dates only go up to 25
What happens when two insomniacs sleep together?
They sleep less
What kind of dinosaur can make men?
The Mafiadon
Grandma found a lump under her left breast, but the doctor said it was OK.
>! It was just her kneecap !<
Politics is tough...
I got to choose between the dictators and the dick tasters
I like my women how I like my coffee
Bulletproof.
What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A lazy Susan.
What is the difference between like and love?
Spit and swallow.
What is Michael Jackson’s favourite toy?
Game boy
I went back to the Jurassic period to hide from 19th-century female novelists
But Brontesaurus
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
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