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So there were two cows eating grass out in the pasture.
One cow looks at the other and says, “Hey, have you heard that Mad Cow Disease has been going around lately?” The other cow looks at him and days, “yeah, thank goodness I’m a penguin”
We all know the unfortunate end to 9, being that 7 8 9, but have your heard how 10 died?
He got caught in the middle of 9/11
They say that older men have greater sexual stamina
But who wants to fuck an old man for a long time???
Why are all these youtubers asking me to like Cher?
Is it her birthday or something?
My cat is so picky, thus I keep telling him...
...there are millions of starving cats in Africa who would gladly eat his food.
Why was the government statistician always picked last for football games?
Because he was only there to make up the numbers
My dad’s palaeontology files are filling up the family computer
They’re hundreds of trilobites
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
“You have a great singer in you”
How do you know someone is vegan?
Because they’ll fucking tell you right away without you even asking or saying anything