The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why is love like fart?

Because if you force it it will be cr*p

Not all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time...

Many begin with "If I am elected, I promise to..."

Why is Golf called golf?

Because fuck was already taken.

A gathering of friends is called a hangout...

A gathering of police is called a cop-out.

FDA released a 30 page report on findings in low fat milk research

Didn’t have the time to read the whole report so I decided to just skim it.

A car dealership in Sweden began selling glasses as a secondary front.

They’re calling it “Eye-Kia”.

To the guy who invented 0...

Thanks for nothing.

I like my sex life like how I like my video games

Single player

How do you turn a pussy into a coward?

Give it a badge and a gun.

OC (I hope) Did you hear about the guy who died chewing tobacco?

He had diphtheria.

People who do fossil hunting already have an unfair advantage

The fossils are already dead

TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit

Oh damn.

Which famous woman was a pioneer for oxygenated blood?

Amelia Earheart