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A Ronald Reagan cold War joke
An American,Polish and Russian dog were sitting together. The American dog started talking : it is great living in America you can bark all day in the fields and at night you get a big beefy peice of meat. The polish dog asked : what is meat ? The Russian dog asked : what is bark?
I asked my hyperactive dog who he sided with in Roe vs. Wade
He said "Roe! Row roe! Roe!"
Putin Joke
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.
Do you consider yourself a smart man?
In Ancient Greece, they believed that large penises were symbols of barbarism and idiocy, and small penises were symbols of intelligence and prowess. See, my wife thinks I’m a massive idiot, but I’m sure you’re a very smart man
My friends are nice but kinda dumb.
I was just invited to a surprise party for myself.
I was fired after falling asleep.
Being diagnosed with narcolepsy ended my career as a skydiving instructor.
3 men are stranded in the desert
A blind man, an amputee, and a man in a wheelchair. They’d been walking for hours and they crest a sand dune and to their surprise there’s a beautiful oasis. So all 3 men travel to it, the amputee jumps in, when he steps out he looks at his arm and it had grown back. Amazed he leads the blind man in and tells as he come out the other side he can astonishingly see again. The 2 men grab the man in the wheelchair and push him through the oasis as he comes out the other side… New tires!