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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
.... So, I had to put my foot down.
What do you get when you cross a programmer, a physicist, and a cat?
A very good grasp on strings.
I was fired for having sex with a client...
damn shame since my boss told me I was his best pathologist
How do you tell a male ant from a female ant?
You drop it in water. If it sinks - girl ant. If it floats - boy ant. ^Not ^an ^"original joke"
In every marriage, there’s one person who is always right…
…and the other person is the husband.
I went and saw my doctor the other day
He told me to stop masturbating. And I asked him why ? He said “im trying to examine you.”
I’ve been getting the finger from women for years I’m used to it…
…if they really wanna scare me try giving me a hug.
I saw the quiet kid with some graph paper today
Im pretty sure he was plotting something
what do you do when you see a severely injured pig that requires immediate medical attention ?
. . . . You call the hambulance.