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If a single germ can infect over 300 people...
Imagine what a married one could do.
Why was Traffic Man often coughing while capturing villains?
Because he was always congested.
Why did the Ex-Amish guy not clean all the dead insects off his new car?
He was used to his transport being a little buggy.
When god created me he gave me two choices
I would blessed me with a perfect memory, or a massive penis… And I can’t remember my selection…
Just got reminded of my favourite yo mama joke today
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to clap.
I broke up with my ex cuz I found out that she was a player
Yep, she was good at volleyball
The guy has a birthday
His girlfriend decides to give him her virginity as a birthday present. She enters the room completely naked, with a cute ribbon bow right on her pussy and says "Here is your birthday gift!" "All right", he says with a sigh and folds his sleeve to the elbow. "How deep is it?"