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If a single germ can infect over 300 people...

Imagine what a married one could do.

Why was Traffic Man often coughing while capturing villains?

Because he was always congested.

Scary part about file transfer?

Dragon drop

How does a rocket create a death threat?

Die-oxygen Die-flouride.

Why did the Ex-Amish guy not clean all the dead insects off his new car?

He was used to his transport being a little buggy.

When god created me he gave me two choices

I would blessed me with a perfect memory, or a massive penis… And I can’t remember my selection…

What do you call a stag that practices martial arts?

A Tae Kwon Doe.

Just got reminded of my favourite yo mama joke today

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

Whodyanickabollockoff

I broke up with my ex cuz I found out that she was a player

Yep, she was good at volleyball

Do people with wind chimes know?

…That not owning wind chimes is also an option.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To visit his flatmate.

The guy has a birthday

His girlfriend decides to give him her virginity as a birthday present. She enters the room completely naked, with a cute ribbon bow right on her pussy and says "Here is your birthday gift!" "All right", he says with a sigh and folds his sleeve to the elbow. "How deep is it?"

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