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What’s something long and hard that every Polish woman receives on the night of her wedding?
A new last name!
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun…
that woodwork. I think I nailed it. But nobody saw it.
Found a shirt that says, “I see dead people”
But I can’t wear it because it only fits mediums
Did you hear about the blind rabbi that missed when he was trying to perform a circumcision?
He got the sack! Badum tiss.
The Male Clerk & The Consumer
The Male Clerk: *picks up the phone* The Consumer: Which lady am I talking to? The Male Clerk: With the most beautiful :) The Consumer: **Oh sh-** *drops the phone*
China announces the prohibition of naming a newborn baby "Ping"
They want to get rid of the lag.
Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor nightclub was...
not a bouncer.
I gave a homeless man $5 and an old lady behind me told me he’s just going to spend it on drugs
So I went up to him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5