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IQ Test Results
Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert and Herschel Walker went to the doctor today to have blood drawn for their IQ Test. They were all relieved when the tests came back negative.
2 people tell jokes to a crowd, but 1 is way funnier...for some reason...
The first person stepped up to the mic. "Why is Tuesday the worst day of the week? Because after it, even the Calendar says W T F!" The crowd mumbled politely. The first person relinquished the mic to the second person, who spoke. "I am depressed." The crowd went wild. Laughter echoed to the ceilings. Chairs were thrown and fists were thrown. Even the police joined in. I mean, what else did you expect? Such a powerful joke could elicit no other reaction. After all, we live in a society.
I lost my pizza cutter so I tried to use an old Rod Stewart CD instead.
It worked all right at first, but the plastic edge got dull right away. The first cut was the deepest.
Reading The Writing On The Wall...
I used to spend long hours working on my "rubbing-up-against-strangers-in-public" technique... ...until I got my *new* pair of glasses and re-read that motivational poster on the break-room wall. So, my bad... it turns out it does *not* say : "Practice Makes Pervert"
What do u call the people who fell in love with Dahmer post conviction?
Dumb and Dahmer
What did the Ukrainian soldier say to the Russian truck driver stuck in traffic at the port?
Aw, Crimea river!
What did the wife say to the husband when they were arguing during dinner?
"I have a lot on my plate right now"
[Walks into a bar] A horse walks into a bar
Lousiest steeple chaser I had ever blown $100 on!!