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I was so poor as a child that

If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to play with.

What do a hooker and a coal miner have in common?

They both work the shafts for pay.

Three Soviet factory workers are arrested.

The first came to work early and was arrested for espionage. The second came to work late and was arrested for sabotage. The third came to work on time and was arrested for possessing an illegally imported Western watch.

I had an uncle once who made zippers from 8pm to 5am.

It was a fly by night operation.

What do you call a transphobic slave?

A serf & terf

I have a joke about nihilism

but I guess it doesnt matter...

The king was egged this morning

The Police were scrambled to arrest the perpetrator

How is a woman similar to a hurricane?

When the come they are wet and wild. When they leave the take your house and your car.

Two baby seals walked into a club

The end

Has Kathy Griffen been kicked off Twitter?

For impersonating a comedian

Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass.

He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket in Walmart

Worst Halloween Decor you could put in your front lawn?

A Sex Offender Warning Sign

why is Alabama the sandwich capital of the world?

Because everything is inbread

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