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Just caught
Just caught my wife masturbating with a carrot. I thought “I can’t believe I was going to eat that later Now it’s going to taste of carrots.
I’m doing pretty well financially these days.
My bank just said my debt is outstanding!
My dad always says, “Don’t spend too much money on expensive headphones.”
That’s….sound advice.
If the stork is the bird that delivers babies, what is the bird that prevents pregnancy?
The swallow.
How do you know a gold prospector is non-binary?
He says that there is gold in them/their hills
Thanksgiving
I cummed in the mashed potatoes and put my balls in the potatoes twice times.