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Just caught my wife masturbating with a carrot. I thought “I can’t believe I was going to eat that later Now it’s going to taste of carrots.

I’m doing pretty well financially these days.

My bank just said my debt is outstanding!

What makes a great emo band?

Lots of Deep Cuts

My dad always says, “Don’t spend too much money on expensive headphones.”

That’s….sound advice.

How do you make Bob Dylan cum really far?

Blow him in the wind

If the stork is the bird that delivers babies, what is the bird that prevents pregnancy?

The swallow.

How do you know a gold prospector is non-binary?

He says that there is gold in them/their hills

What separates men from savages?

The Mediterranean.

Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach?

Cos he wanted a Tan

Thanksgiving

I cummed in the mashed potatoes and put my balls in the potatoes twice times.

Why don’t we eat Turducken on Thanksgiving?

It’s too fowl.

what do you call an unfinished joke?

you call it a

I got the ball rolling

It only went downhill from there

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