The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Went back to work

I went back to work in the music industry after the pandemic. My manager asked what I had done during my time off. "I wrote songs." He replied "That tracks."

What did the nerdy flirtatious doctor say to Audrey Hepburn?

Your ward-robe is sexy

Someone asked me to describe myself in 4 words

I said "bad at counting"

I bought Michael Jackson’s limbo bar at an auction, but I don’t know what to do with it.

It’s too high to get over, too low to get under. (You added your own yeah-yeahs, didn’t you?)

i went to an ED convention in the Forrest

There was nothing but softwood.

Do you folks know any gay jokes?

I tried to remember one, but fuck it.

What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl?

The American girl gets stoned before sex.

What kind of haircut does a Native American barber give?

Just a little off the top

hey! you know the guy that has the most racist name on this planet?

What was his name again? [Removed by reddit]

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank.

A lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery

He asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”

Why was the narrow strip of land with sea on either side, forming a link between two larger areas of land so happy?

It was a merry isthmus!

The feud between the two clothing stores down the street finally came to an end.

​ It ended in a tie.