The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why are there so many stupid people in the world?

Because shitty parents don’t know how to swallow

What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Two lobsters were in a tank.

​ The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."

How do you follow Will Smith in a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints.

I didn’t understand why the baseball kept getting bigger…

And then it hit me!

What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken?

About $3 Chicken is chicken amiright?

Why is there an egg shortage?

I’ve been too chicken to ask until now.

What do you call a man who loves biscuits?

Rich T

Did you know in the average friend group, one in ten people are gay?

I hope it’s Noah, he’s so cute.

Women with septum piercings

Listen, I grew up with tmnt So whenever I see y’all you remind me of bebop Now I ain’t gonna give ya shit for liking the piecing But I am gonna ask “Yo , shredder know his mutants are running around broad daylight?”

why are 8,9 and 10 always eating snacks and soft drinks?

Because they are in the 7/11

Why did the T. rex cross the road?

To avoid evolving into chicken.

I have to always be the best at something, leading from the front from the very start…

Except with sex. I don’t mind coming from behind