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Jack: Rose! There’s enough room, you can save me! Rose: There’s one thing you should know about me Jack. I’m actually 26 years old! Jack: … Rose: Jack? Jack: *drifts away into the dark depths of the ocean*
Why do little girls put fish in their pockets?
...so they can smell like big girls.
Researchers have found that men complain less in the month of February.
Because it only has 28 days.
Q. What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
A. Baby, darling, honey…
Why is spit a good vehicle for bacteria and viruses?
Because it’s a transmission fluid.
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows way too high
You should have seen the surprised look on her face
Some guy wanted me to privately invest in Egyptian architecture
I turned it down... I have a feeling it involves a pyramid scheme.
Why did Sweeney Todd’s wife have such a hard time keeping her restaurant staffed?
Employee turnover.
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals.
I’m a veterinarian because I hate plants.