The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

In the 90s it was easy to go into an upscale restaurant with your clone. That was a long time ago.

I must be dating myself

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

What do you call a guy who repeats a song in a playlist slyly.

DJ Vu

Why did the teen with Asperger’s excel at sculpting marble?

Because he had autistic vision!

If you use pronoun "they" regulary...

You are probably a Christian talking about Trinity, three distinct persons sharing one essence.

Did you know blind people are more likely to get scurvy?

They don’t get enough vitamin see.

Hedgehogs

Why can’t they just share the hedge?

The “r” in “Gary Oldman”…

Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.

A Book Series Never Written…

“The Assignment Chronicles” * Book 1 written by Ken U. Duitt * Book 2 written by Noah Kent * Book 3 written by Nora Cannai * Book 4 written by May Neether * Book 5 written by Al Trayet * Book 6 written by Cole Laktiv-Raleif

Your moms so old

That when she was born the dead sea was just sick.

What’s the difference between Fat Ass and Flat Ass?

Letter L

I asked my mom why I had to finish my laundry before I went out clubbing.

“Clothes before hoes”

Chicken and egg

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette, à satisfied smile on its beak. The egg looked rather put out and annoyed. Finally, the egg got up to go to the bathroom. Just before entering, she turned to the chicken and said: « Well, I guess we settled THAT question! »