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"We are doing very well," goes the Russian proverb,
Not as well as last year, But certainly we are better off than we will be next year.
A magic genie tells a guy named Tom…
A magic Genie tells a guy named Tom he can make anything disappear Tom: alright then I’m holding this tea. Why don’t you make my Tea disappear Genie: wish granted Om: still holding his tea* “it didn’t work”
Yo mamma so far...
Her stomach is also known as the universe. I know, I know, these kind of jokes are overdone.
I need help reciting pi
So far i have Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze and the lady from Debbie does dallas
Yo mama so dumb
that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.
The Wedding Cake
A health forum speaker asks, "which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it?" After a long silence, an old man answered: "Wedding Cake"
Do you guys prefer to call 8 males and 2 females as 8 males and 2 females?
Or do you guys prefer to call them 2x(4y+x)
Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life
Because vampires are neck romancers
What does Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both painted a ceiling.
It’s illegal to have sex with minors…
… but God has been fucking me over my entire life. r/atheism moment r/redditmoment